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" Mike couldn't believe what he heard from PK's lips. "A citizenship fee?! I never had to pay for that!!" Mike yelled at PK.
"Yeah, well that was then, this is now! Times change!" PK's tail started to tense and curl up. "There's just NO way you could afford it."
"Oh bother..." Shroomsworth heard these scant lines, and knew that PK was up to her usual tricks. It's always like this when PK receives a certain letter every month.
"C'mon! I could probably pay it off! How about a loan?" Mike was starting to get nervous.
"Hah! Looks like you get an F. F for VERY BAD. No one's gonna loan you half a million to cover your sister's fee." PK scoffed at Mike's poor attempt for a compromise.
"...a half a million?" Mike's facial expression changed into a neutral expression. "What?"
"Heh. You actually thought you could pay it off? As if! Not only would you have to pay for your sister's fee, but your debt to us for the gold trophy, on which Devonshire defaulted. And then that thing with the Rogues HQ..." As PK kept listing each 'debt,' she would close her eyes, and her tail would tense and coil up further and further "There's just NO way. Might as well tell your sister to leave!"
As Shroomsworth finally got to the living room, he noticed a frightful monster. "...madam."
"Not now Shroomy, I'm busy here...” PK opened up her eyes to see something she did not expect entirely. ”Oh..." Instead of breaking Mike, she had done the complete opposite. Mike's tail flame roared loudly, and Mike himself had an awful look in his face.
Part 9 of a story in which
is very mean to girls.